Six signs you may be dating a venture capitalist this valentine’s day – Ctrl + Alt + Adam

Six signs you may be dating a venture capitalist this valentine’s day

6. He had no interest in you, and then suddenly did once he heard five other guys were courting you

5. You often wish he looked at you the way he looks at Apple products

4. Refers to contraceptives as downside protection

3. One night he got drunk and asked if you’d be willing to have a syndicate

2. When things started getting serious, you introduced him to your parents; he introduced you to the rest of his partnership

1. When you ask if he’ll ever propose, he says he’s not sure if he can “get there on your timeline”

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